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Kanye West is a robot

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It’s difficult to imagine a world without Kanye West. There would be peace, harmony and far less autotune. It would be a world where Taylor Swift could proudly win — particularly accept — what she deserves. It would be a world where Americans wouldn’t be ashamed of their musicians.

Ahhhh, just imagine it.

We would be free from his wild actions: like this and this.

It would be beautiful wouldn’t it?

Mr. West is a very talented musician. I do enjoy listening to some of his songs, but as an actual person… I think that he might actually be unreal. It would be a more likely alternative to explain his actions. From now on, we should all pretend that he’s actually a robot who is programmed to believe that he’s the best thing on Earth.

Fine. Perhaps this isn’t the most realistic explanation but I choose to believe it. (I’m open for other suggested explanations.)

It’s hard for me to believe that someone who is actually a person would be so (fill in whatever adjective you feel is appropriate here) to other people. I wonder what his momma thinks.

Just to confirm my theory, let’s look at the clues. Feel free to add your own clues and/or theories:

– the Taylor Swift situation (see above link)
– the George Bush situation (see above link)
he thinks he is God’s gift
– he believes he will be the new King of Pop: “You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on.”
– slanted sunglasses… Which aren’t really even sunglasses considering they block zero light
– his hair

andrea @ September 15, 2009

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